May 2013
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Happy birthday, you dumb bitch. Thanks for ruining my life and taking ditsy stereotypes to a new level.
I can’t stand you.
I find it hilarious that I have no motivation to...
fuck you, business management x.x
All I have to do is my Management final
and I’m free!
raelynnmarie:
aradiamedium:
did they send me daughters
when i asked
for sons
#tell me how am i supposed to breathe with no heir (x)
idk-bro-i-just-want-food:
jo—harvelle:
okaydoke:
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
i want sex, hickeys, and bruises.
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I think Ryan needs to cool it x.x
wheresovechkin:
Dana: where else am I supposed to put my condoms?
Me: on.
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Lindsay: -puts raspberry on pinky finger-
Lindsay: It’s like a hat!
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wheresovechkin replied to your post: Things to do by Wednesday:
that escalated quickly
Well, that’s usually how things go with Ryan ;P
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Friend: too busy playing facebook games
Friend: I mean STUDYING FOR FINALS
Friend: damn auto correct
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Things to do by Wednesday:
Index card for Business Law final and study
Management Final online
Chapter 9 project
Chapter 10 project
Ryan….
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I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ONCE?!?!
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Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie...
wild-hearts-run:
First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky.
Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time.
Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.”
Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes.
In conclusion, Hercules is one of my...
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It's official
Ryan’s mom ships Ryan and I more than Tom does….
And that’s saying something
Currently attempting to make oreos covered in...
batpenguin:
I’ll let you all know when I contract diabetes
OH MY GOD THESE ARE HEAVEN WHY HAVENT I DONE THIS SOONER
Currently attempting to make oreos covered in...
I’ll let you all know when I contract diabetes
Wicked is a musical based on a book based on a...
elphabaoftheopera:
unjustgirlythings:
katskinx:
whatsafangirltodo:
THE WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION
BASICALLY.
isn’t the world’s most successful fanfiction 50 shades of grey
how dare you
ohitscas:
Can I be beautiful like the sunrise that makes you speechless?
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WatchRyan making “hookah bubbles” xD
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STOP LIKING MY PHOTOS, YOU DUMB...
theemire:
batpenguin:
THIS IS THE LAST THING I NEED RIGHT NOW
OMG STILLLLL?
the one of him on the bike. Jesus fuck, leave him aloneeeeeee
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STOP LIKING MY PHOTOS, YOU DUMB...
THIS IS THE LAST THING I NEED RIGHT NOW
anonymiss:
I’m not ashamed to say that if I became a man for a day the first thing I would do is masturbate because I have no idea how the fuck dicks work.
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UV Chocolate Cake Vodka is heavenly
and I don’t even like vodka
“Cause some days I think I’m dying. But Im really only trying to get through. For...”
– Next to Normal (via shebelongstothestars)
Free Tee Friday!
threadless:
Since you’re all pumped up from your midnight screening of Iron Man 3, we wanted to dedicate this Free Tee Friday to Mr. Tony Stark himself!
Reblog this post by 10AM on May 13th for a chance to win any one of our Iron Man tees in your size!
Which tee is your favorite?
officialgallifreyan:
pennyshipswincest:
I like boys with long hair and big arms and dimples and who are super tall and read books and love dogs and were once Satans vessel on Earth
(◕‿◕✿)
“Life has no meaning. Each of us has meaning and we bring it to life. It is a...”
– Joseph Campbell (via sensationalizm)
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You know your bro is classy when...
he gets drunk and falls out of his chairs
“Well that’s life. You just fall out of chairs and then…you fall out of more chairs until you find one that’s comfy for you…and I could use a comfy chair right now” -Tom
